Frosty - A Suicidal Snowman

I think that I am the only one who may think that Frosty the Snowman needs to be committed. I mean honestly, just listen to the tale of Frosty. It is all laid out plain as day. If this were presented in front of a judge, he would surely be put away, for his own protection, of course...

Let start with his hat... He believes this hat to be magic and does not move, or as the song says "come to life" till it is placed upon his head.

Now, let's skip down to where he heads into the village, and only pauses a moment when he is told by the traffic cop to STOP. An blatant defiance of authority.

But, what tops it off, and proves that Frosty is a danger to himself is his obvious disregard for the hot sun. Knowing full well what that hot sun will do to him, he heads out to play anyway.

So he is either, a complete danger to himself due to ignorance, or a SUICIDAL SNOWMAN. Either way, I think Frosty needs some serious counseling!!!

Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the Snowman

Was a jolly happy soul

With a corncob pipe and a button nose

And two eyes made out of coal

Frosty the Snowman

Is a fairytale they say

He was made of snow

But the children know

How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic

In that old silk hat they found

For when they placed it on his head

He began to dance around

Frosty the Snowman

Was alive as he could be

And the children say

He could laugh and play

Just the same as you and me

Frosty the Snowman

Knew the sun was hot that day

So he said let's run

And we'll have some fun

Now before I melt away

Down to the village

With a broomstick in his hand

Running here and there all around the square

Saying catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town

Right to the traffic cop

And he only paused a moment when

He heard him holler stop

Frosty the Snowman

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye

Saying don't you cry

I'll be back again some day

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Frosty go

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Over the hills of snow