Frosty - A Suicidal Snowman

I think that I am the only one who may think that Frosty the Snowman needs to be committed. I mean honestly, just listen to the tale of Frosty. It is all laid out plain as day. If this were presented in front of a judge, he would surely be put away, for his own protection, of course...


Let start with his hat... He believes this hat to be magic and does not move, or as the song says "come to life" till it is placed upon his head.
Now, let's skip down to where he heads into the village, and only pauses a moment when he is told by the traffic cop to STOP. An blatant defiance of authority.
But, what tops it off, and proves that Frosty is a danger to himself is his obvious disregard for the hot sun. Knowing full well what that hot sun will do to him, he heads out to play anyway.
So he is either, a complete danger to himself due to ignorance, or a SUICIDAL SNOWMAN. Either way, I think Frosty needs some serious counseling!!!

Frosty the Snowman






Frosty the Snowman

Was a jolly happy soul

With a corncob pipe and a button nose

And two eyes made out of coal

Frosty the Snowman

Is a fairytale they say

He was made of snow

But the children know

How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic

In that old silk hat they found

For when they placed it on his head

He began to dance around

Frosty the Snowman

Was alive as he could be

And the children say

He could laugh and play

Just the same as you and me

Frosty the Snowman

Knew the sun was hot that day

So he said let's run

And we'll have some fun

Now before I melt away

Down to the village

With a broomstick in his hand

Running here and there all around the square

Saying catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town

Right to the traffic cop

And he only paused a moment when

He heard him holler stop

Frosty the Snowman

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye

Saying don't you cry

I'll be back again some day

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Frosty go

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Over the hills of snow

59 comments:

Momma of Three {Kenna} said...

Thanks for following me, following you back!

Living on Love and Cents said...

You cracked me up! Thanks for linking up at MFM! I am now following you. Have a great week!

Casey said...

Hi, I found you through makin friends Monday and am now following you! OH my goodness you had me chuckling!

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Terry said...

Hummmm.... I never thought of it that way.. LOL

I am a new follower

Sara said...

Thanks for stopping by. I'm now following you back!!

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Johnnie said...

You are absolutely right. How did I not see it before. Poor lil' guy. Thanks for stopping by and following. I am following you now. Make sure to link up on Thursday to my new blog hop Thrifty Thursdays. You may be selected to be featured the following week, and receive an ad spot for a week! Blessings...

Nancy said...

I am a new follower from the Making Friends Monday bloghop. Please follow me back.
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Heather said...

That is funny. I think a lot of nursery rhymes are like that too. For example: "Rock a-bye baby on the tree top, when the wind blows the craddle will rock, when the bow breaks the craddle will fall and down will fall baby craddle and all" and we sing this so lovingly to our babies...why??? LOL!!!

Anyway, I am following you from makin friends monday! Stop by when you can!

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Shanee said...

I'm your newest follower from the Monday Blog Hops! Come check out my blog at: http://adventuresofathriftymommy.blogspot.com/

Have a great day!

Jamie said...

Thanks for the follow, back at ya! ... Isn't there something in Frosty that is so endearing because there's a part of us that his ignorance, defiance, or however you want to call it describes? If my mind is set on something, sometimes there's no authority that will sway me otherwise until I figure it out myself. And, if I'm told I can't do something, sometimes there's that part of me that really wants to make extra sure I do it anyway, somehow. Call it a sure melt or call it needing to be committed -- there's a bit of ol' Frosty in all of us! ~Jamie

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Melinda said...

Hi!
Thanks for hopping by and for following. I am now following you too. =0)

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Tina Peterson said...

This is so true! LOL
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Yenta Mary said...

Thanks so much for coming to visit me! Returning the follow ... :)

Holly said...

Haha!! Love it! SO true, I always wondered the same thing. I am lovin' your blog...thanks so much for following me! I am following you back now.

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AirForceWife and Mommy of Two said...

Thanks for stopping by! I am now following you too! You had my laughing with your post LOL!

April said...

Following you through the Monday blog hop - I hope you'll follow back!

The White Whimsies said...

Thanks for the follow. I returning the favor. Have a great day!

Canadianmom said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog;What's On my mind
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I an following you back!

Take care!
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Aimee @ Just Kidding Around Atlanta said...

So true - love it!! Thank you for following my blog, I'm your newest follower too! Have a great evening! : )

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Ava said...

thanks for stopping by, I love your humor

Ashley said...

Haha never looked at it that way but I think you're right!

beemii said...

Ha!!!! Oh I love that point of view...Thanks for giving me my first laugh on a very hard day=)
I am a new follower, thanks for following me=)

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Zibeline Knits said...

Aw, give the guy a break! Thanks for stopping by for a visit today. Returning the follow favor. Have a great week!

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Mo 'Betta said...

Thanks for visiting and 'making friends'! Now following :)

Mary said...

Hi Anna, I think you might be right about Frosty! I work in law enforcement and we put people like him on a psych hold! That cop apparently didn't get the sensitivity training! Thanks for stopping by Whimsical Way. I look forward to following you!

Donna @ The House on the Corner said...

Oh My!! It all makes sense now!!! Thank you so much for clearing it up - I'm now seriously wondering about that whole Jack and Jill thing. I bet she actually hit Jack and broke his crown, and staged the whole tumbling after!!

Following back!!!

Creative Chaos @ The Play Connection, Inc. said...

I love Frosty! Poor Guy! Hey... you are the 3rd Anna Barnett I know - is that right? Too weird.

Sue said...

TY for the follow - following back :)

Mel said...

Hehehe I'm never going to look at Frosty the same now! Thank you for the follow. I am following you now!

Hazel Schreiner said...

That is so funny!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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Seams Inspired said...

Love Frosty and love your blog! Following you back. Happy Tuesday! :o)

Megan said...

Maybe that's why they got him a wife in a later show! Thanks for stopping by my blog yesterday.

Beth @ Wiccan Make Some Too said...

Too bad there isn't a shrink for snowmen. Thanks for stopping by Wiccan Make Some Too & becoming a follower. I have followed you back!

Jessica Scarbrough said...

Following you back from The Perfect Mom Biz!

Kaye said...

You found me via Monday's blog hop. I'm just getting around to hopping myself. However, after reading this first post, I'm sold! Count me in as a follower! Look forward to more!

Greenearth said...

A new take on Frosty. However he never seems to melt.

Angela said...

I'm #100! Thanks for following Mommy Time Out

Swanky Baby's Mom said...

Great blog!! Following you from Busy Mom's Tips Blog Hop.

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Alex said...

Cute post.

~Rachel~ said...

LOL, you are too funny!

Thanks for stopping by my blog...I am following you back! :-)

Missy said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog!
This post was so funny, especially because I'm a therapist and do suicide assessments all the time. We would definitely need to do an assessment on him. :)

Holly said...

LOL!! Poor, WHACKED Frosty!!
Thanks for stopping by! Following. ;D

Our Crazy Bunch said...

Very cute! I have always wondered about frosty myself. :) Thanks for stopping by and following. I am now following you!

Kayte said...

Oh my, you are so right!

Lori@Two Daughters, A Husband, and A Minivan! said...

Ha, Never thought of that! Thanks for following me; I'm now following you, too!

Mommy NaniBooboo said...

Oh it's true! It's true!
Someone needs to help Frosty. He's obviously depressed- other people have to dress him, and when was the last time you heard about him brushing his teeth?

Jennifer said...

This is what happens when we are forced to watch the same shows with our kids over and over!! Too funny. Following you back from a weeknd hop...sorry it took me so long! Thanks for visiting my blog!

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Gina said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog! I'm following back!!

Annie D said...

That's pretty much the best thing I've read this holiday season! Thanks for stopping by, I'm a new follower!

And I am going to have a hard time not considering Frosty's suicidal tenancies when my kids are begging me to sing his song the next few weeks :)

Gin E said...

This is just funny! lol!

Anne - Mommy Has to Work said...

That's too funny - thanks!

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JDaniel4's Mom said...

Thanks for stopping by! I think he is just a child at heart.

Sarah said...

Thanks for following, I followed back. This is hilarious, by the way.

cookiesANDclogs said...

Thanks for coming by again :)

Penelope said...

This is so funny!

Maybe that is why Frosty never appealed to me. I always loved Rudolph's movie more- he was a man on a mission, and did't give up- not like Frosty!

Nolie said...

I vote suicidal.

Jodi Whisenhunt said...

That is too funny! What is it about kids' songs and fairy tales that they can be so disturbing? Like, "Rock-a-bye baby on a tree top...if the wind blows the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all." How is that comforting?!

Thanks for this humor and thanks for visiting Magical Mouse Schoolhouse! I am following you too!

Jen (Mama Schell) said...

What a great take on this story! Super funny!

Following you back!

jen

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DocKev said...

Thanks for stopping buy and you are right, I did enjoy this! I hate to admit it, but Frosty was my once my daughter's favorite movie to watch. She wore out one VHS tape completely. I heard it so much, I started to have nightmares about Frosty!